What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 06:02

A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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